Daily Funny - 4/1/23


A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender looks at him and says, "Sorry, we don't allow pets in here."

The guy responds, "But this is no ordinary pet. He can talk!"

The bartender is skeptical but intrigued, so he says, "Okay, I'll tell you what. If that bird can talk, I'll buy you and your friends a round of drinks."

The guy agrees and sets the parrot down on the bar. The bartender asks the bird, "So, can you talk?"

The parrot responds, "Of course, I can talk. I'm a highly intelligent creature, after all."

The bartender is amazed, but he wants to test the bird further. He asks, "Okay, then what's your IQ?"

The parrot says, "Well, I don't know my exact IQ, but I can solve complex mathematical equations, speak multiple languages, and even recite poetry."

The bartender is impressed but still skeptical. He decides to ask one more question. "Alright, then who was the 17th president of the United States?"

The parrot thinks for a moment, then says, "Oh, that's easy. It was Andrew Johnson."

The bartender is stunned. He buys the guy and his friends a round of drinks, and they spend the rest of the night chatting with the parrot and asking him all sorts of questions.

As the night wears on and the bar starts to empty out, the parrot turns to the guy and says, "You know, I think I might have gotten that last question wrong. It could have been Ulysses S. Grant."

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