Daily Funny - 4/4/23
A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun, shoots the waiter, and then gets up to leave. The bartender yells at the panda, "Hey, what do you think you're doing? You just shot my waiter and you didn't even pay for your sandwich!" The panda calmly replies, "Hey man, I'm a panda. Look it up." The bartender does a quick search on his phone and finds the following definition: "Panda: a large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats shoots and leaves."